FULL TERMS & CONDITIONS

Please read this. We wrote it just for you.

What are we going to do with your dollar?

We're going to use it to help make two movies. We are not terrorists. We are not drug lords. We are not human traffickers. We are not using your dollar for illegal activities. We will do nothing with your dollar that will embarrass you or bring dishonor to you or your family. We want the movies we make to be big hits that millions of people enjoy and that the people who worked on them are hugely proud of.

What does your dollar get you?

Your dollar is not an investment. You don't receive ownership. You don't receive profits. You don't get your dollar back someday. You do get bragging rights. You do get to tell your family and friends, "Hey, I helped make those movies!" You and your dollar get to be One in a Million. And that's pretty damned cool!

Refund Policy

Once you give us your dollar, we're not giving it back. It's one dollar. The time, effort, and expense involved in processing a refund would be ridiculous compared with the amount being refunded. A dollar isn't worth developing a case of buyer's remorse. So, before you hand over your dollar, make sure you really want to be One in a Million. Once you send it, your dollar joins all the other dollars, and that's where it's going to stay. Don't be a chump.

Just in case

What if we don't make it to $1 million? Well, you know what? You are still One in a Million as far as we're concerned. We will never take that honor away from you. And we have a contingency plan all lined up. If we don't raise enough to make the two movies we're planning, we'll take what we did raise and put it toward another production we know we can make within that budget. Your dollar will still help us make something. We're not going to let it sit around feeling sorry for itself because its 999,999 friends didn't show up. We'll put it to work.

Questions or Concerns

If you have legitimate questions or concerns, please contact us HERE. Don't waste our time on trivial or stupid shit. You won't enjoy a visit from a very pissed off camel.

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